Movie Quotes

BEHOLD the list of memorable Movie Quotes, subject to completely arbitrary change.

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” – Toy Story

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“I feel the need—the need for speed!” – Top Gun

“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” – King Kong

“This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?” – Better Off Dead

“Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire

“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? ” – Three Amigos

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” – Planet of the Apes

“Inconceivable!” – The Princess Bride

“I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.” – Finding Nemo

“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz

“If I, King Julien, that’s my name, had only two days to live, I would… invade a neighboring country, and force my own ideology on them, even if they didn’t want it.” – Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” – 2001: A Space Odyssey

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather

“You don’t know what’s good for bad!” – Megamind

“You’re killin’ me Smalls!” – The Sandlot

“Go ahead, make my day” – Sudden Impact

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” – The Wizard of Oz

“May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars

“I aim to misbehave.” – Serenity

“You talkin’ to me?” – Taxi Driver

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning!” – Apocalypse Now

“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” – Casablanca

“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” – King Kong

“Bond. James Bond.” – Dr. No

“There’s no place like home.” – The Wizard of Oz

“Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” – Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Love Story

“You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone with the Wind

“Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.” – Better Off Dead

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws

“I’ll be back.” – The Terminator

“If you build it, he will come.” – Field of Dreams

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“It’s alive! It’s alive!” – Frankenstein


“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather Part II

“E.T. phone home.” – E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

“Houston, we have a problem.” – Apollo 13

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” – Dirty Harry

“Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!” – Scarface

“Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Casablanca

“Elementary, my dear Watson.” – The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

“Here’s Johnny!” – The Shining

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?” – The Emperor’s New Groove

“The stuff that dreams are made of.” – The Maltese Falcon

“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.” – Space Balls

Expect said list to grow and change based on our ADD.

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