In Transylmania, a motley group of college students embarks on the wildest, sexiest, most outrageous semester abroad ever at “Razvan University.” Located deep in the heart of the “cursed land” of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan isn’t your typical institution of higher learning–and the black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start.

Seriously, this movie looks so stupid, I considered not even posting about it. View at your own risk of losing brain cells.

Release date: December 4, 2009
Rated: R
Starring: Musetta Vander, Natalie Garza, Tony Denman, Nicole Garza