It’s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing – along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer/‘massage therapist’ – detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history. When Stan discovers that he’s a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of movie monster attacks. I wouldn’t waste a single mite on this ridiculously raunchy film.

Release date: October 23, 2009
Rated: R