Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: “Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!”

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective:

Lois:” How would you like me to make your life a living hell?”
Ace Ventura: “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.”

Family Guy

“Remember, nothing says ‘good job’ like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.”

Space Balls

“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.”
- Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet: “It worked, sir. We have the combination.”
President Skroob: “Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from planet Druidia. What’s the combination?”
Dark Helmet: “1 2 3 4 5.”
President Skroob: “1 2 3 4 5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!”
Dark Helmet: “Yes, sir!”
President Skroob: “And change the combination on my luggage!”

What About Bob

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.
-Bill Murray